‘Hey Luuk, thanks for the interest. To be honest right now it could be better, I face some health problems. Because of this we had to cancel the planned mini-trip in December, I hope to feel better so we can do the planned gigs in Norway in a couple of weeks and the GGOE tour.’

 

‘Cliteater exist now for 8 years and released 3 full length albums and one split cd. Over the years we did tons of gigs through Europe and Northern America and we try to make grindcore with a touch of rock and roll and death metal.’

 

 

This cd will be recorded in June in the famous Soundlodge studio by Jorg Uken. War Anthem Records from Germany will release this piece of art. The title is going to be The Great Southern Clitkill and we already wrote some nice juicy tunes. New songs are ‘Bruce Dick-in-Son Part 2’, ‘Crime Scene Cleaner’ and ‘Fucking Faggot’.

 

‘This is a though one. I guess it will be ‘Radio Tschernobyl’. Once during a rehearsal we had a pause and I put my rack into the clean position. We heard a sound coming from my amp and it was a Russian radio station so I said, wow hear it’s radio Tschernobyl haha, that’s where the title comes from. But also titles as ‘Didgeridildo’, ‘Eat Clit Or Die’ and ‘Portable Gass Stove’ are funny ones all with their own story behind it.’

 

‘In my opinion it’s 100% legal to eat clits!’

 

 

‘I guess she never had ate any clit but she told me she loved to play in our band but after a year she discovered that Cliteater was not 100% her band and decided to concentrate on her new band. After the release of the album she joined forces with God Dethroned and now she is touring all over the world with them.’

 

‘Robbie Rockster is an old friend of ours and he travelled a lot with us in the past. Originally he’s a guitar player but we asked him to play bass and he agreed and we are very happy with him as replacement for Bap who’s now riding on an elephant somewhere in a jungle in Laos or Vietnam.’

 

 

‘For the first album we where thinking for a new title. On a moment I told the guys just for a joke Clit ‘em All and we all liked it and took the name. For the 2^nd record we did the same so for the future we are now doomed to cliterise old legendary album titles for own use haha. The next is going to be called as I told The Great Southern Clitkill. This will be our 4^th full length and The Great Southern Trendkill was also Pantera’s fourth album. And we are proud from the south ;) so this name fitted the best!’

 

 

‘Touring:

We played once in Northern UK on a festival. After the headlining act (Anal Cunt) Joost (vocals), Kuntz from Rotten Roll Rex and I went to the hotel and on the way back we saw a pub still open. We went inside and some Sunderland hooligans were watching us drinking the English beers. The bargirl told them to leave because it was closing time but asked us to stay. We stayed and we got plenty of free beers. Why, I still don’t know but at 5 o’clock my alarm ringed on my phone so I told the guys, we have to leave cause we had to leave early to catch the channel train in the afternoon. We were very drunk so we walked to the hotel and felt asleep in the hotel kitchen. After an hour our bus was ready and completely passed out we fell asleep. After 6 hours I woke up and tried to find my bag to grab a bottle of water but I discovered I forgot my bag and instruments. We had no time to drive back so the only things I got were my wallet and passport. I called some guys from Suppository who also played but they also left the hotel. The promoter took my bag and guitar later and it took 2 years to send the bag back. Thanks to Luc (FUBAR) I have my bag back, the guitar they sent 2 weeks later, but it was a heavy bill haha. So always check your bus before leaving the city! ;) One other nice anecdote was our way back from OEF 2007. My navi system failed in Poland and we were lost. We had no maps, so we tried to find our way back home. After an hour the police took us from the road and they told us to pay because we drove too fast. We asked for the evidence but they could not show. We had no Polish money so they wanted to take us to the police station but after some hours waiting and complaining I started to talk Polish to the cops and they liked the fact a Dutchman could speak Polish so we could go without paying the €20 .

 

Playing:

Best gig was Party San 2007 and the Maryland Deathfest in Baltimore/Washington.’

 

‘The fact people like our music so much they ask us to play in the most incredible places all over the world and of course our gig with Slayer!’

 

‘Playing once with Rompeprop, which would be a dream come true!!’

 

‘I say Sylvester Stallone. My first bedroom poster was a First Blood Rambo poster and I like the Rambo films more than the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.’

 

'In the hotel after the gig in Gorlitz on Goremagaddon fest in November 2009. Reason was the stress in my body, not the beers or noodles.'

 

‘We toured once with Rompeprop in the US and this was really nice. Those guys know how to drink and party. I expect lots of fun, gore, trouble with the van, beer, fast food, no sleep, kilometres, police, trashed hotels, trashed hostels, trashed motels, roadkills, diarrhoea, football, gas station food, chauvinism, and nice home videos.’

 

‘I will quote Dennis; “this one” hahahaha!’

‘Yes, I discovered that ants live all around the globe except the South Pole and this means they are the most successful kind of animal all around the globe. Fascinating!’